Moments in life...

Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage.Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage. Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. I die for you. . .
After marriage. 'You die, up to you. '
Lagi lama married. You die I help you!

Before marriage.You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married. You go anywhere, better u got lost!!

Before wedding 'you are my heart, you are my love'
After wedding 'you get on my nerves. '

Before wedding 'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'
After wedding 'you are worse than godzila'

Before wedding Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm with you
After wedding Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I sue you!

Before wedding Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding You want to go, he says you wait-la!

Before wedding She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding Don't know whether katak or pontianak

Before wedding say "i wanna have a football team."
After wedding "so painful so mean!"

these were sumthing interesting i found in email,and i copied to here,is not copyrighted =)