What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian

> What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian>

1. You can name all the players from the the English Premier League, but> ask you to name one football player from Malaysia , one name also cannot> come out.>

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis> Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When> WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX> still the best lah.>

3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you> complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.>

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very> far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE ,> run from one end of 1Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS.>

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always> either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.>

6. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school,> study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget> everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.> (quite true de lo....)

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when> speaking to a American / British / Australian.>

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud.> Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah> by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and> ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.> (nah,ah boon n sime ah...)

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing> up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.>

10. When you pay RM10 for something ! that cos ts RM1, you blame the> Chinese.>

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.>

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.>

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever> hor?'>

14. When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah!> He Malay mah!'>

15. When an angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.